Guys, this is what I wrote after that silly-awkward-funny night :v Well, love ya Asif :) 

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It was 14th August 2014, at 21:33, I wasn’t suppose before he would call me.

Yeah! Asif called me. I was picking up the phone with those sleepy eyes...

“Hello?”

“Hi, this is Asif. You remember me?”

“Ya, I know you, Asif. So, how are you?”

“I am fine. What are you doing? You sleep?”

“No, just lying.”

Then he talked bla... bla... bla...

“do you hear me? You understand what I say?

“Yea...” Actually, I got nothing.

Then I started talk bla... bla... bla...

“can you speak loudly? I can’t understand you! Speak loudly!” I have spoken loudly, geez!

“ok... ok...”

“so, what are you doing?” I asked him.

“nothing, just talk with you...”

“oh...”

“what time is there? Time, time.”

“it’s 21 at night.”

He talked again, like still bla... bla... bla...

“hey, speak slowly!”

“what?”

“speak slowly!”

I heard that there was so crowd.

“you with your friend, Asif?”

“what?”

“you with your friend?”

“yes, I’m with my friend, and talking with you..,”

“oh, okay...”

“so, say something...”

What? There is nothing to say about haha, I felt like killing time at midnight, swear! :P

“no, you first” I said to him.

He started it again. Like talking rubbish. I even couldn’t hear a single word. But in the end, i heard him talking about “java land” or something.

“it’s an island. Java is a big island.”

“oh, right, island, sorry.”

“yea...”

“so...”

“ I read to that there’s so many rivers in your country. Is that right?”

He talked unclear. He talked with his friend. Then the connection was engaged.

I know it’s a super weird and awkward conversation. He knows it too.

We know we are silly.

Right, dumbass? :v